Remember Jay-Z’s death of Autotune? Well Autotune aint taking it sitting down! Its decided to fight back and the results are terrifying!
Lolz (lolz for me saying lolz)

Before the beat down...

Well its been all over the news and internet about how Rhianna got her ass kicked by Chris Brown. The word is that our boy beat her like he was pounding yam, choked her till she fell unconsious and then pushed her out of his car like she was some cheap prostitute.

No one really knows for sure at this point what actually happened that night (its a lot of he said she said now )but President Carter is sure pissed that Chrissy had the nerves to whoop someone in his crew. Me thinks Chrissy Boy’s career is pretty much over. Already I’ve heard reports that his songs have been pulled of rotation on pretty much every TV and Radio station that counts in the US…

A source close to the investigation tells E! News exclusively that Rihanna has alleged to police that Brown choked her while threatening to kill her and, subsequently, she lost consciousness.

They began squabbling after leaving Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party late Saturday. Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.’s Hancock Park neighborhood. That’s when, per the source, Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage.

He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and, according to the insider, said, “I’m going to kill you!”

According to the source, the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer told police that she lost consciousness, and when she awoke, Brown had fled.

According to the source, her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance.

Officers took two sets of photographs of the banged-up singer, one at the scene and the second after she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment. Those photos were presumably among the evidence presented to the district attorney.

Well lets see how it all plays out… a few videos and links to relevant ish after the jump…

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvWpmCfO_Fg

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFH8SYLgtC0